A Little Too Short To Be Stormtroopers at Kathy’s Pub

HELLO MY BABY, HELLO MY HONEY, HELLO MY RAGTIME DAAAAAD

It’s gonna be one of those nights. One of those nights when somewhere, amidst the transcendent revelations and first attempts to do a handstand you will wonder: “What kind of sicko invented drinking milk? What if we’re in a simulation? What if I’M the simulation? What if all they’ve simulated is the feeling of being in a simulation?”

You’re not in a simulation, or if you are, at least the fun is real. Join ALTSTBS for a night of real, totally not simulated fun, and a band that definitely didn’t get fired from their job as the Chuck E. Cheese band.

THE ROOLZ.
1. Show up
2. Drink something (La Croix)
3. Drink something else (idc)
4. Dance
5. Prob sing something
6. After every song, yell ONE MORE SONG! ONE MORE SONG! ONE MORE SONG! ONE MORE SONG! ONE MORE SONG! ONE MORE SONG! ONE MORE SONG! ONE MORE SONG! ONE MORE SONG! ONE MORE SONG! ONE MORE SONG! ONE MORE SONG!

I wrote you a poem.
It’s actually a Haiku
Oh wait. This was it.

Heart u.
Troopyz